Funny because it’s true.
The best part about today’s comic is the fact that it’s 100% true. It happened EXACTLY like this. No joke.
It wasn’t me. Notice that the person doing it only has a soul patch, not a full beard. It was totally Bill (although it wouldn’t be surprising if it were me…)
You did not seriously let someone pull your hair out with duct tape??? Really? A huge amount was paid for a college degree and you let someone pound you in the ear with a banana AND pull your hair out??? REALLY????