They Came Out of Nowhere, Officer! I Swear!
Shannon said this wasn’t based in truth, like most of the other comics. I corrected her. I never claimed this happened, just that I’m neurotic enough to plan for it.

Snipers on the Roof!
Aside from the occasional stretch of the truth (like the Syfy cartoon), this stuff really writes itself.

Funny because it’s true.
The best part about today’s comic is the fact that it’s 100% true. It happened EXACTLY like this. No joke.



